Tiger, my dog (coincidentally also the greatest dog who has ever lived), wishes you all a healthy and safe New Year. He also wants you to know that my website, www.elliostration.com, is up and running, some kinks still need to be worked out, yadda yadda.
WE'RE ALL GOING TO GET HAPPIER AND RICHER BECAUSE THE ECONOMY CANNOT GET ANY WORSE. THE LOGIC IS UNDENIABLE!! U.S.A! U.S.A.!
-b.e., the last day of '08